[Doctor Duffy]

This thread may seem kinda worthless, but then again, we have a whole bunch of them, as thats usually what they are if not links to some video or website...

...but anyways, my butt hurts like crazy right now. Lately, I havent been taking all too many craps, as I once was taking (I never thought of this as unnormal, but I guess once I learned how many other people took on a regular basis, I was kinda shocked) around 2-4 craps per day. Slowly it started to wittle down to one crap over the months (must've had to do with me losing a whole bunch of weight - I went from 156 to 130) then more like one crap every other day, then every two days.

Well, the past week, it just went kaput. I hadnt taken a crap since the last weekend, and I my stomach was bloated, and I became full whenever I ate anything. More like it, I was full ALL the time - I have hardly eaten this past week, as breakfast was usually my biggest meal, usually either a bowl of cereal or oatmeal. My dad was reading about how all those kids who thought they had some misperfection with wether they were obese or too skinny were more likely to commit suicide, and he kinda noticed me hardly eating at dinner. Im not really sure what he thought, but I think he thought I was trying to starve myself...

...well anyways, Im just sitting around after going to the park with my two sisters, watching some jesus-freak paint a picture of a couple hens and some grass on PBS, when my stomach just explodes. It was the strangest thing that ever happened to me - it was like there was some thing living in it, trying to kick itself out - I had some wierd feeling I was pregnant.

So I go on over to the bathroom, and for the next three hours, Im squeezing and moaning, panting and clenching my fists, trying to force this crap out of me. I have that wierd feeling you have when theres a turd dangling out, but not exactly coming out. I was miserable, I thought I was dying in there - nothing came out, and then something finally did, and it was grey, and looked nothing like crap.

Well, my parents come home, and I tell my dad about it, and he says it could of been a hemmhoroid. So I guess I just squeezed a chunk of my intestince out of my ass.

Just thought I'd share. biggrin: