[Albow0001]

Yeah my experiment with Sloi the pilot was an...interesting one (prepares old grandpa storytelling pose)

So, we logged onto a server, where he applied for commander and was immediately voted in. He proceeded to pilot the attack helo (FUCK military names) and i went gunner. We essentially raped. He would strafe and hit anti-air shit, i would snag the helos coming after us and occasionally guided-missile the tanks on the ground. When the coast was clear, he set down, we snag-a-flag, then turn and take off again.

All the while, when shit got hot, Commander sloi would send arty barrages where enemies were indicated, and drop supplies where needed. It took maybe 2 whole minutes for a group of three to start yelling at him "HEY FAGGOT COMMANDER YOU DONT KNOW GAME" and constantly mutinying against him. Despite 6 mutinies, every attempt against him failed due to the fact that noone gave a fucking shit about 3 little brats who just wanted to use Arty to TK anyways..

On me and sloi went, except that we sorta got lax with launching Arty strikes when they were demanded. Which is when it got bad...Sloi lobbed a huge arty strike into our own base. It killed 4 people

Then he did it again, to another base

Yeah, so then we were flying along and he let lose one stray missile into a crowd and it killed his own person, as more arty he commanded reigned down on our own outpost, and suddenly this huge message pops up

SLOI HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE SERVER
SLOI HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE SERVER FOR EXCESSIVE TK's

I laughed. A LOT. Then i watched the new commander re-align the arty strikes directly with our cozy carrier boat, and laugh maniacally while it landed.

EDITED: Then me and sloi owned some more in the attack chopper *on another server*. Good times.