[Mr.Buttocks]

I'm on the fairway, about 97 <strike>years</strike> yards from the hole guys. The wind's gusting up a bit and there are some seagulls divebombing me from above ( they're trying to shit on my new rainjacket) so it's a tricky shot. I've took out my 9-iron and I'm going to have a go from here.....the lie is good.

Here we go.........

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHCLUNK


"GET IN THE HOLE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUEBALL WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN IN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




THE BALL WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE. THAT WAS A BOGEY, I'M NOW +6.