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Yea, tell jokes. Racism, dead babies, necrophilia, whatever.

A guy goes to the hospital and asks the doctor to perform a castartion surgery on him. Reluctantly, the doctor agrees. After the surgery, the guy wakes up with a big bandage all around his groin. He rides around te hospital in his wheelchair. He encounters another guy with a bandage around his groin. The second guy looks at him and says
"Circumcision?"
"OH SHIT! THATS THE WORD!!"

An older woman, around fifty, is about to be married for the third time. She wants to have a surgery so her husband can enjoy "the tightness of her youth". So before going in for the surgery, she shaves herself clean for the doctor to have a clean work area. When she woke up, there were three roses on her table. She asked the doctor who they were from.
"The first is from me, to thank you for shaving before coming in. The second is from your husband, for obvious reasons."
"Who is the third one from?"
"Thats from Mr. Anderson down the hall, thanking you for the enw ears."

There was a shipwreck, and 4 survivors landed on a deserted island. There was one woman and four men were on the island for five weeks before being rescued. The first week it was good, the second it was okay, the third week it was bad, the fourth week it was unbearable, and the fifth week they buried her.