[Coleman]

Why do people insist on using away messages as guns? Girls always use their away messages to get back at someone or to find some sympathy.

hate example:
"You are such an idiot. Don't talk to me ever again."
Notice the ambiguous "you". It could be anyone. Sometimes, for an extra effect the person may add at the end of the message, "You know who you are". ahaha cracks me up.

Here's one for sympathy:
[img]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8448/snag00223tx.jpg[/img]