[KTOG]

First let me tell you this, i'm not a NASCAR fan and this thread is not about the race itself.

My buddy calls me up Saturday around 11pm and says "Hey want to drive to the Pocono's to go see the Pennsylvania 500?" I was slightly hesistant on going because first off it was a 6 hour drive and I really dont' even like NASCAR. Anyways, I give in and go and head out around 2am. We packed up the car with nothing but a grill, 1/2 barrel of Miller Lite, and some lawn chairs. And we're off...

We get there at 7am and the lot is already packed. We were debating on starting to tailgate because it was that early in the morning but then we saw a bunch of people already chugging beer. We gave in to the unintentional peer pressure and fired up the grill and tapped the keg. We drank until 1 and then headed into the venue. Now to the true point of my story ...

HOLY FUCKING UGLY PEOPLE. There seriously was not one person there that was REMOTELY attractive. Everyone was so fat fuck toothless shithead with his damn scanner on his ears and his favorite car number tattoed on his arm. As for the females, they had penises. You would of swore it was the "People Who Got Hit With Tire Irons In the Face 500 Times In Pennsylvania Convention" and not the "Pennsylvania 500." What does this sport do that attracts the people that barely avoided natural selection?

Anyways the race was cool since i've never been to one. The flyover after the national anthem was pretty fucking intense. I recommend going to one atleast once in your life to see live the shear power these cars put out and the insane speed of their pit crew. All in all, it was pretty fun and ...


IOMG NYCK LUVS NASCAR!!