- people who can't spell common, everyday words
- people who use contractions incorrectly (e.g. a strip club in town named "Barbarella's Diamond's"...stupid whores)
- Richard Gere/Vin Diesel/Kevin Costner movies
- overly aggressive drivers
- overly timid drivers
- barking dogs @ 5:00AM
- people who don't hold up their end of a deal
- people who are chronically late
- people in general