"Vincent Margera, known to MTV fans as Bam Margera's Uncle Vito, was in Jefferson County Jail on Saturday night, held on suspicion of sexually assaulting two 12-year-old girls."
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/