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Default Whatdafuxup? - 09-13-2006, 09:37 PM

Matt, um, you don’t understand how much I like you. I know you think I like you a lot, but only the half of it. And I know you really don’t want a girlfriend right now, but you have to think about what you’re putting me through too. If I can put up with you and all of your shit for this long, I’m obviously gonna stay with you forever. So uh…I really just want you to know what you’re missing out on. So uh…here’s a little bit of my uh…sexual side.

There’s the cleavage I don’t have. There’s the uh, boobs I kinda have. Here’s my nice flat stomach. Boobs again. …Oops, I dropped it [bra]. You going to give all this up just because you don’t want a girlfriend? You’re stupid for doing that. But whatever. It’s alllll up to you. Every little bit. All…up…to you. I hope you understand, cause I’m not the kinda person that can just go with the flow. And I never will underestimate you or your decision whichever you pick.

Now Matt, here’s something I know you wanna see. You’ve been waiting for that a long time, haven’t you Matt? You can have it all…the whole package. All you have to do is ask. And I will understand whatever you pick because I love you Matt and you’d be a fool to give this up. No matter how hard you try, you know you can’t just give up on me. Because deep down inside, in your little twisted head, you love me. You’re just afraid to admit it! You don’t know what’s going to happen to you if you tell the world how you feel about me. Just do it Matt! Do it right now! ‘Cause I know you want to! You want to so bad!

All of this, it really…really does kill you. So, now uh, let me show you something. This could be you I am pressing against, Matt. It could be you…and me. Or it could be you and some ugly fat chick that won’t do anything for you! But me on the other hand, I’ll do anything you ask. All you have to do is be nice ::spank::, and you’ve got it. So Matt, I just want to let you know what you’re missing out on. And uh, if you decide if you want to change your mind on anything, just let me know. ‘Cause I’ll be here and I’ll totally…utterly understand anything you tell me. And no matter how much you put me through, I still love you. And no matter how hard I try to forget about you, you’re still on my mind…forever and always. So uh, just please Matt. Don’t give up too easily, cause I don’t want to lose you. ::kiss:: Bye Matt. I love you!


  
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