[Chronic Diarrhea]

Some faggy MTV gamer thing came to my university today and I played in a CSS tournament. We were playing against supposedly some professional team (eek. I led my team in kills but the other team did better so I didn't win my copy of CSS (Why the fuck would I want that when I already have the game?)oOo: The pro team wasn't as good as they should have been. I went 30-12 on my side and the pro side's best guy went 42-14. I'm pretty sure some faggots from the school paper took pics of me, I'll post my sexiness if I make it.