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Default 11-10-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
masturbate before the date, you wont be so terrified of the date after that.
All you need to do is listen to Zoner. He's got the shit down pat. Only thing i would add is the masturbation part for you. Rub one out before you hop in the shower, that way, if she's feeling your cock later, you're less apt to blow a load in your shorts. You fuckin' virgins need all the help you can get.

And as for the cologne, use VERY little. Just a dap on your neck so she'll smell it while she's close to you. Oh, and make sure you didn't eat any gassy foods beforehand. Chicks don't dig the farting on the 1st date, that comes later.


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