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Default 09-11-2002, 09:26 AM

[quote:e0e3c]Not knock-knock jokes, or story jokes, but practical jokes. [/quote:e0e3c]

You've missed the point of Joe's post, dingbats.

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Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stall mate

10. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

9. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

8. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place about six to eight feet away. Sigh relaxingly.

6. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

5. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

4. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

3. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

2. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

and the number one way to annoy your public bathroom stallmate is

1. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"

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