[Chronic Diarrhea]

I had what was perhaps the longest dream I've ever had in my life. It lasted for practically the entire night (at least from what I could tell in my dream state). It wasn't a fun dream, but it wasn't exactly a nightmare either. I remember every single facet of the dream, which is incredibly rare for me, as I rarely am able to remember any of my dreams. I'll only give a breif summary, because writing everything would take a shitload of time:


I'm with several of my friends at what can best be described as a festival of some sorts. Seems that everybody is here celebrating something, that of which I was never too sure of. As everybody is having a good time, I suddenly see a Stealth Bomber high in the sky pass over the city, then fly out of range. I said, "Why would a B2 be flying that high?" Several minutes later, my firiends and I see a nuclear warhead being dropped. We are just staring at it as it falls, then we realize you're supposed to cover your eyes. The explosion was intense. Pure white light, followed by orange, and then a wave of black covered the city. Apparently the actual city was out of range, because nothing got destroyed.

I wake up (in the dream) and I'm in this barracks/holding cell/enclosed building. There are tons of people packed in like sardines in rows of seats. There are also beds packed shoulder to shoulder, but everybody is just kinda sitting around with idle chat. My friends are nowhere to be found. Nobody seems to be in agony, panic, or despair. In fact, most everybody looks happy. I start telling people about the thermonuclear explosion and they all look at me like this oOo: . I'm like WTF fagz don't you realize we're about to be fucked? They have no clue what I'm talking about.

This is already getting too long, I'll have to condense it even more. I find one of my female friends and I tell her about the nuclear explosion. To my surprise, she actually believes me. Then right after that this guy I used to hate from elementary school tries to beat my ass for no reason (probably dreamt that from playing Bully lol). She kicks him in the cack and tells him to GTFO. Then they take her away and quarantine her. Since she's the only person who doesn't think I'm a loon, I go get her out of the cell. Then we manage to get out of that place and out into the open.

The atmosphere is still black, and buildings are on fire from the looting. I'm going to go ahead and end it here because a TON of shit happens after this point. Some of it would be Hollywood-plot caliber stuff. Really the part I just wrote out was the most random part of the entire dream. The nuclear explosion was the most vivid image I've ever had in a dream. It was exactly how I would picture it to pan out in real time.