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Originally Posted by Bucknub

>For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
>father
>said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on This house is
>$180,000
>and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we Can afford it.
>The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the Front
>door with a
>suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you Going?" Little Patrick
>told him,
>"I was walking past your room last Night and heard you tell mum you
>were
>pulling out. Then I Heard her tell you to wait because she was
>coming too.
>
>And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $180,000
>Mortgage
>and no fucking bike!"

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