[Chronic Diarrhea]

One of my favorite Steve Martin movies, and one of my favorite movies of all time for that matter, is The Jerk. I've seen this movie about 500 times, and it was on Starz last night. LMAO, there is some funny crap on that movie. Like there's this one part when this crazy serial killer goes through the phonebook to pick a victim, and his finger lands on Martin's character. He goes to the gas station (where Martin lives) and takes out his M-16 with a sniper scope on it. Apparently, this guy is a terrible shot, ans keeps hitting oil cans next to Steve. Steve thinks the man hates cans, and starts running away, screaming "He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!" Ahhh... good times. You have to see it to appreciate it though.