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Default JUST PISSED ON MYSELF... - 10-28-2002, 12:50 PM

At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.
  
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Default Re: JUST PISSED ON MYSELF... - 10-28-2002, 12:51 PM

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":ed166]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:ed166]


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Default 10-28-2002, 12:56 PM

Next time point your penis in the pot oOo:
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 01:01 PM

Having another bad day at work again ED?
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 01:03 PM

[quote:0562b]Next time point your penis in the pot [/quote:0562b]

Dude when you're relaxed, your're relaxed. Cant keep that shit pointed in the right direction all the time, especially since they've turned the heat on in the bathrooms, so that adds to the warm and comfy feeling.

And not so much a bad day at work, as shit is starting to annoy me big time.
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 01:04 PM

Perhaps you need a vacation.
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 01:39 PM

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Default 10-28-2002, 01:42 PM

Congratulations Ed.
  
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Default Re: JUST PISSED ON MYSELF... - 10-28-2002, 01:46 PM

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":8fefa]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:8fefa]

"Your parents would be proud!!!" oOo: ed: eek:
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 01:55 PM

I'm not sure what is worse, doing the deed or sharing it with us.
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 02:03 PM

Hey Ed, Guess what. I just took a shit and I engaged in preventative measures to ensure I didn't piss on my pants! You've taught us well and have marked yourself in every one of our lives. We salute you!
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 02:20 PM

[quote:46f39]I now smell like a Spaniard[/quote:46f39] sounds racist ed. dont for get your black. so maybe you smell like a wine O. you know like the ones laying on the curb right down from your house. j/k
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 02:26 PM

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!!

Thanx, Ed...I needed that. This afternoon seems SOOO long, but obviously, not as long as it must seem for you! HAW HAW!


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Default 10-28-2002, 02:27 PM

In the 4th grade my weiner got caught in my zipper and i pissed all over myself. Had to go the nurse and my mommy brought me new pants. It feels good to get that off my chest.
  
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Default 10-28-2002, 02:28 PM

[quote:5133d]In the 4th grade my weiner got caught in my zipper and i pissed all over myself. Had to go the nurse and my mommy brought me new pants. It feels good to get that off my chest.
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[/quote:5133d] was it like in something about mary.
  
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