The following message has been converted from Retardese into English:

[quote:1d08b]Their comprehension [skills] sucks. I mean, come on, these people thought the Belt Way Sniper had skill. Should have seen the flame on that one. I find it funny how I turned out to be right on that one.[/quote:1d08b]

This loosely translates to "Wooka wooka wooka, swish bing bang - popsicles, government! Kill, kill kill". Which seems to be Retardese for "I need some pussy that isn't related to me by blood".