Best comeback, ever!

Innoxx · **Best comeback, ever! -** 12-17-2002, 02:39 AM

Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. "

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended, I have never heard a radio station go silent for that long.

vVolf · 12-17-2002, 03:03 AM

LOL! Where have i heard that before? Thanks for telling me that again Innoxx, i needed that.

Star85 · 12-17-2002, 05:47 AM

Hahahaha biggrin: that man is my idol.

The Counter-Sniper · 12-17-2002, 06:43 AM

Score one for the General. The Boy Scouts is where I first learned to shoot a rifle. biggrin:

SS-NaPPo · 12-17-2002, 10:06 AM

edit - soorry - edit

it was just a joke and not made by me.

Zoner · 12-17-2002, 10:30 AM

That was uncalled for.

hake:

Zone

Arkan · 12-17-2002, 10:34 AM

Hey NaPPo.....i'd like to show you how irresponsible i can be by strangling the livin' shit outta you for that one !!

I don't mind jokes but you disrespected the American flag and the family i lost fighting for it. You better edit that shit now !!

Gerald....your turn to edit !

geRV · 12-17-2002, 10:38 AM

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yeea yea yea

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Gotta love the photoshop work though biggrin:

Pfc.Green · 12-17-2002, 10:40 AM

We need more Generals like that, that woman was a moron...she said nothing about the archery, is archery not a form of shooting? I hate it when people like her pee their pants when they hear word guns.