Was Hitler a Goa'Uld?

**Was Hitler a Goa'Uld? -** 12-22-2002, 10:33 AM

Was Hitler one of those damned over-dressed, boombox-voiced snake-in-the-heads?

look at the undeniable proof:

In WWI he lost his sight due to gas, yet "magically" regained it,

look at one of his speeches on tape, he sure yells like a Goa'Uld, and from time to time you can see his eyes glow.

he was obsessed with acheological digs for "proof of Aryan supermen", more likely he was looking for proof of his origin, or even teh "Chappa Ai" itself. With the stargate he could call his alien buddies and dominate Earth.

Look at Stalingrad, he specifically told Paulus that the 6th army should sit there and get killed, instead of retreating to maybe win another day. That is a typical Goa'Uld strategy (as shown in Stargate SG-1 episode 2, season 5)

Da Reaper · 12-22-2002, 12:49 PM

[quote:8b4ea]he was obsessed with acheological digs for "proof of Aryan supermen", more likely he was looking for proof of his origin, or even teh "Chappa Ai" itself. With the stargate he could call his alien buddies and dominate Earth.

Look at Stalingrad, he specifically told Paulus that the 6th army should sit there and get killed, instead of retreating to maybe win another day. That is a typical Goa'Uld strategy (as shown in Stargate SG-1 episode 2, season 5) [/quote:8b4ea]

these points do prove one thing, hitler was a nutter, but not a Goa' Uld

Vance · 12-22-2002, 12:59 PM

Whats a Goa'Uld

12-22-2002, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Vance1

Whats a Goa'Uld

bad guys in stargate

cameltoe · 12-22-2002, 01:11 PM

its funny when that shit flies out of their stomachs if it rejects them

Recycled Spooge · **Re: Was Hitler a Goa'Uld? -** 12-22-2002, 01:17 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":83c29]
he was obsessed with acheological digs for "proof of Aryan supermen", more likely he was looking for proof of his origin, or even teh "Chappa Ai" itself. With the stargate he could call his alien buddies and dominate Earth.
[/quote:83c29]
That was Himmler, not Hitler.

SoLiDUS · 12-22-2002, 01:28 PM

ROFL

Oh, I'm not a very religious fella, but if you're up there, SAVE ME SUPERMAN!

SW-14 · 12-22-2002, 04:13 PM

LOL, I remember Homer saying that.

Bazooka_Joe · 12-22-2002, 04:35 PM

No, hitler wasn't a peice of cheese.. . .oh thats gouda.

12-22-2002, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

ROFL

Oh, I'm not a very religious fella, but if you're up there, SAVE ME SUPERMAN!

Ill try no promises

Blitz-krieg · **Re: Was Hitler a Goa'Uld? -** 12-22-2002, 10:43 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker"]

he was obsessed with acheological digs for "proof of Aryan supermen", more likely he was looking for proof of his origin, or even teh "Chappa Ai" itself. With the stargate he could call his alien buddies and dominate Earth.

...... Sounds like Return to Castle Wolfenstein wit all those zombies and other freaky shit in it.... oOo:

Airborne Butters · **Re: Was Hitler a Goa'Uld? -** 12-22-2002, 10:53 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":c9f5a][quote="Sgt Stryker":c9f5a]
he was obsessed with acheological digs for "proof of Aryan supermen", more likely he was looking for proof of his origin, or even teh "Chappa Ai" itself. With the stargate he could call his alien buddies and dominate Earth.
[/quote:c9f5a]
That was Himmler, not Hitler.[/quote:c9f5a]

I think I killed one of those in Wolfenstein...

Wilko · 12-22-2002, 11:03 PM

Man, I Loved those Zombies, espeically with their garbage-can lids that made them totally invincible...even the bits that wern't covered up...BUT THEN ZOMBIES CAN DO THAT, CAN'T THEY...Don't be bitter, Wilkins, Don't be bitter...

redhawk_six · **Re: Was Hitler a Goa'Uld? -** 12-24-2002, 06:05 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":bf1ed]Was Hitler one of those damned over-dressed, boombox-voiced snake-in-the-heads?
look at the undeniable proof:
In WWI he lost his sight due to gas, yet "magically" regained it,
look at one of his speeches on tape, he sure yells like a Goa'Uld, and from time to time you can see his eyes glow.
he was obsessed with acheological digs for "proof of Aryan supermen", more likely he was looking for proof of his origin, or even teh "Chappa Ai" itself. With the stargate he could call his alien buddies and dominate Earth.
Look at Stalingrad, he specifically told Paulus that the 6th army should sit there and get killed, instead of retreating to maybe win another day. That is a typical Goa'Uld strategy (as shown in Stargate SG-1 episode 2, season 5)[/quote:bf1ed]
I think you need to cut back on the Stargate. It's just a TV show, there's no such thing as a Goauld in real life.

12-24-2002, 06:08 PM