[Captain Bunny]

haha yeah i read that thing a few years ago.
Santa would also be stopped by the metropolitan police for having an illegal red light on the front of his reindeer. by UK law it should be white or a lightly tinted yellow. he would then be breathalised as a routine check, found to be dangerously over the limit by the drinks left for him, and then he would be taken into the police station. Put in jail for the night, found to be without a licence or insurance (noone is going to insure a guy saying hes santa rides a sleigh), given a court summon, put on trial, found guilty for being in charge of a vehical while under the influence, without insurance, or a licence, breaking on entry the millions of homes he visits, and given a heafty fine and jail scentence.
He would be trialed again after someone raises the point of his reindeer being forced to pull such a weight, and given a fine for animal cruelty.
He would also be put on the sex offenders list for 20 years for encouraging little children to sit on his lap.