[Sergeant_Scrotum]

anyone know any good 1-800 numbers that are fun to prank call? so far iv called the canadian goverment to order a pizza, called the departmartment of defence to see if their was any privit areas working there,, called a rental car agency & asked what one of their cars can out run cop cars & if they would report to the police any blood stains in the trunk, called kids help phone to see if they knew what mommy & daddy were doing when they went into their room & locked the door then heard mommy screaming. im running out of numbers & ideas, tips would be appreciated.

[Bucknub]

it seems that you have too much time on your hands

[Captain Bunny]

Phone up a stadium or arena etc and pretend you are the agent of a famous (but not too famous) rock band and ask if you can do a gig there.

phone up live a radio station during a phone in, but start talking about how you hate your life and family and start crying, and pretend to shout people in your house. then either say "thats it youre fucking dead" and hang up or pretend to realise you got the wrong number and say you meant to phone up a helpline. - probably best to do that from a secluded payphone though.

order loads pizzas and take aways but have them sent to people you dont like.

Phone up the imigration place and ask them how one would go about becoming an american citizen after escaping from a mexican jail and seeking refuge in america working for an illegal trade to feed your hungry family of 10, but insist you want to be a do-gooder from now on.

[Bucknub]

[quote="Captain Bunny":90cc1], and pretend to shout people in your house. then either say "thats it youre fucking dead" and hang up[/quote:90cc1]

that would be fuckin hilarious

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

i tried to pick up the operator too "so...what are you wearing?"

[cameltoe]

lol i tried that before too, didnt work too well cuz she hung up, then i called back and said that she had a pretty voice and if we could stay on the line and have fone sex.. didnt work either

[Unknown_Sniper]

I read that several years ago some kids called up this farmer they knew grew pot. They claimed to be the "Authorities" and that if he brought all of his plants leaf to root to the Police station that they would drop the charges. The guy brought his plant and the cops were shocked at him and trew him in jail. Im not saying to go do this unless you ABSOLUTLY hate some one but... It would be pretty funny to see what some one would do. You could even use something else instead of their pot. Use your imagination biggrin:

[descry]

lol id tell em to drop it off on my door step. but thats pretty funny.

[Bazooka_Joe]

I was able to get two guys to fight each other that pissed me off once. The cops came and everything, it was great. I tried getting the news there, too, but they didnt buy it.

[Old Reliable]

yeah...thats right...bother people doing their job....im sure you would enjoy it too hake:

[Magnum]

http://ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

Al Pacino call 3 is solid gold.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/pacino3.mp3

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

haveing a good laugh for 5min of their life wont kill them.

[BUTCHER]

[quote="Old Reliable":f18ef]yeah...thats right...bother people doing their job....im sure you would enjoy it too hake:[/quote:f18ef]

i was thinkin the same thing...[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/SPANKING.gif[/img]

[Bazooka_Joe]

It's retaliation from the telemarketers. I play with their heads, it's fun. biggrin:

[BUTCHER]

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":51613]It's retaliation from the telemarketers. I play with their heads, it's fun. biggrin:[/quote:51613]

joe in a battle of wits with a telemarketer. be like 2 one legged guys in an ass kickin contest. you both understand the rules. you just would not know how to get it done.