[Drew]

Innoxx, I have to support you. This is undoubtedly a 5 on her best evening, which this most likely was. Let's analyze:

Her breasts, first off, are obviously fake. Observe the all-too-perfect symmetry.

Secondly, her face. And this is what kills it. It's obvious she has the make-up caked on, and God save the soul who has to wake up and roll over to see what is beneath her powdery mask in the morning.

No, gentlemen. So long as we are sober, on this we shall pass. For there are greater things that await us. Such as bikini models and the Coors Light twins. God bless football.