[Miscguy]

Lewis Black - "The stupidist thing you've ever heard"
Lewis Black - "Starbucks"


Ah hell just get the whole "White Album".

Another:

My god your right. Listen, listen. A pigion few in the window. No, no wait, an eagle. It landed on the stove, bursting into flames. The baby seeing this jumps to the might birds aid. The eagle mistakes this as an act of agression. Meanwhile the sink overflows, filling the apartment with water. The eagle and baby locked in a death grip swirling in the whirlpool that is the apartment.

I missed some stuff in it, but i just watched it while i was waiting for pretzel to get done. It was funny as hell. It was in Friends last night. Kinda makes me think i should watch the show once in a while... eh, no.