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Oh man I'm laughing so hard tears are still streaming down my face.
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 01:29 PM
retards hake:

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Default 02-14-2003, 01:35 PM
Dude, even a 12 year old kid could probably do a better job than them
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 02:01 PM
LOL I got another one this morning!

A guy called telling me he could not connect to his email from his office with his laptop. (keep in mind, hes in his 60 - 70s)

I go down there, and look at his email. While hes showing me what hes doing I see the little PC with a red X in the bottom right corner (XP). So, I asked him if he plugged his ethernet cable in, he said yes.

I see the port in back of him, and its plugged in. So, I follow it, to the floor. I look at his laptop, and whats in the ethernet port? the USB PRINTER CABLE! That's right, he jammed a diagonal USB cable into a wide-telephone port. hake:
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 02:10 PM
[img]http://site.voila.fr/messagepics2/geek2.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 02:17 PM
[img]http://sct.staghosting.com/4046.jpg[/img]

Someone was jacking off, sprayed it all over the lap-top then tried to cover it up....
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 02:26 PM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4d170]LOL I got another one this morning!

A guy called telling me he could not connect to his email from his office with his laptop. (keep in mind, hes in his 60 - 70s)

I go down there, and look at his email. While hes showing me what hes doing I see the little PC with a red X in the bottom right corner (XP). So, I asked him if he plugged his ethernet cable in, he said yes.

I see the port in back of him, and its plugged in. So, I follow it, to the floor. I look at his laptop, and whats in the ethernet port? the USB PRINTER CABLE! That's right, he jammed a diagonal USB cable into a wide-telephone port. hake:[/quote:4d170]
idiots who dont know what the hell the internet is, all they know is that they want to be on it hake:
however i do find this story quite comical, joe

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Default 02-14-2003, 02:29 PM
GreenEggs&Pot,

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/LAMEinside.gif[/img]


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Default 02-14-2003, 03:44 PM
heh....um might wanna check the dictionary there...it's "you" hake:
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 03:50 PM
Old Reliable is obviously not 1337...

oOo:


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Default 02-14-2003, 03:54 PM
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Old Reliable is obviously not 1337...

oOo:


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He is teh suck.
  
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Default 02-14-2003, 03:57 PM
[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/foghat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/fagotville.gif[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/saget-DaveD123.jpg[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/smartyou2and2is18.jpg[/img]


Feelin' owned yet, O.R.? biggrin:

Yuo is teh suck!


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Default 02-14-2003, 04:04 PM
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Feelin' owned yet, O.R.? biggrin:

Yuo is teh suck!


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LOL those are great.

Hmm. . I don't think he gets it yet. . .

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-asshat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-tehsuck.jpg[/img]

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Default 02-14-2003, 04:08 PM
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See, I can spell "You". biggrin:


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Default 02-14-2003, 04:17 PM
Hahaha happy:

People, people, please, add them to the insult pic thread! biggrin:
  
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