Joke

geRV · **Joke -** 02-27-2003, 02:25 PM

Bill clinton walks out of the oval office and bumps into a young woman. You're new here he said, she replies yes im the new intern. Would you like to see the clock in the oval office clinton asks? Id love to she replies. So they go into the oval office and clinton turns round facing her pulls his zip down and pulls out little bill. She says that doesn't look like a clock to me, bill replies, it will when you get two hands and a face on it.

Meh im bored. oOo:

Coleman · 02-27-2003, 03:41 PM

lol, very creative

Bucknub · 02-27-2003, 03:42 PM

haha pretty good gerard

02-27-2003, 03:55 PM

lol evil:

Simo Häyhä · 02-27-2003, 04:10 PM

biggrin: wink:

02-27-2003, 04:11 PM

I think they're should be more smileys

SoLiDUS · 02-27-2003, 04:28 PM

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Enough ?

Colonel Klink · 02-27-2003, 04:33 PM

ok about this?
Do you have a human shiled heading to Iraq? Why dont you give him this T-shurt so he or she will wear it in Iraq.

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Innoxx · 02-27-2003, 04:42 PM

Lay off the poppers Klink, I think your colon is getting too relaxed.

cameltoe · 02-28-2003, 01:38 AM

haha nice joke man

Tripper · 02-28-2003, 02:17 AM

LOL Gervis!

Boredom Killer. biggrin:

Colonel Klink · 02-28-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx

Lay off the poppers Klink, I think your colon is getting too relaxed.

The truth hurts doesnt it? There gona dies because of their stupidty. The Human Shield movement is falling apart anyways. Some of idots, thought they were gona shield Hostpitals, Schools, and other civlian areas. But the Iraqis are putton them all in Military targets. evil:

Bazooka_Joe · 02-28-2003, 01:39 PM

Ron was in town visiting Charlie and his wife Meg. When it came time to leave, Ron was without a means of transportation, so Charlie invited him to spend the night. "Unfortuneatly, we have no spare comforters or beds in our apartment, so share the bed with us, old pal." said Charlie. Ron did just that.

A little bit after they all went to bed, Charlie's wife Meg tapped Ron, winked and smiled, and montioned for him to come to her side of the bed. "Are you mad?! Your husband will wake up if I even budge!" "I bet that he won't" she said. "Pull a hair off of his ass, and I bet he won't even wake up." So he did that, and to his suprise, Charlie didn't move. So he climbed over to Meg and made love to her.

About a 1/2 hour later, she signaled for him again, so again, Ron pulled a hair from Charlies ass to see if he would wake, then jumped over to her and made love. He did this about eight or nine times.

Finally for the tenth time, he pulled a hair from Charlie's ass, and Charlie woke. He gleamed at Ron and said, "Ron, old pal, I don't mind that you screw my wife, but can you please stop using my ass as a scoreboard?!" biggrin:

Muff Diver · 02-28-2003, 05:34 PM

Here's another one.

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"