Dumb and about as original as Michael Bolton. How do you go through life without constantly stapling your head to tables? You're as stupid as a bag of cat hair.
You suck. You have always sucked. Monica Lewinsky would say that you suck. You're about as smart as a battered shrimp. Calling you stupid would be like calling the Titanic a "pretty big boat".
Don't match wits with me, wee man. You will not win.