[Von Paulus]

For those of you who are 6 string instrument inclined (ie. Guitar), enjoy the song I've been slaving over for the last hour...

D Am
I went and visited my cousins in Los Angeles
C D
They treated me like a king...Don King

D Am
I got a job working as a contortionist I had to fit myself into a
C D
tiny box I gave it up after a week...cause I really couldn't get into it

G C
I wanna tell you
G C G
I just can't help but think you are
C
as pretty as a picture
Am G C F D
But unfortunately the picture is a piture of a pooooooo

| D / C G | | D / C G | | D / C G |
Lalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalala:


D Am
Last night Natalie Imbruglia and I went out together
C D
we were at the supermarket sliding doors and when they opened we went out together

D Am
When I girl is tough we say that she's got balls
C D
But when a guy is tough we dont say ... He's got labia majora

G C
I asked a friend if
G C G
if he could take my sister out
C
I got quite worried
Am G C F D
When he asked me if I wanted it to look like an accident

D / / / | D / / / | G / G - |
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeyeyeye Yeaaaah


::Repeat until bored::

biggrin:

[Von Paulus]

Fuck, it screwed up the chords... ahh well, you can make sense of them... oOo:

They're obviously not played directly after one another like that...

[Bazooka_Joe]

You acutally just sat there, and made a song that uses 2 string-verses?

[Judas]

looks like it ?

[Captain Bunny]

you should eneter the eurovision song contest with that. youll probably win oOo:

thats not a compliment btw...