[Innoxx]

Like the titles says, post you're fav. quotes.

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!" --George Carlin

"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system."
--P. J. O'Rourke

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
--Steven Wright

[JBird]

"who is your daddy, and what does he do" *see sig

also i like

"walk it off deek" - jim breuer

"well im a mushroom cloud layin motha fucka-motha fucka!" -sam jackson pulp fiction

[cameltoe]

put it in my butt
annonymus

[Ferich]

" I always loved going to the playground and watching the little kids run and scream.......they didn't know I was using blanks." - Mel Brooks

[guarnere]

"Denial is a river in Egypt.
Division is a reunion in the south.
Soon enough I'll learn to...
Denial is a river in Egypt
Allusive as the communion in my mouth." - GlassJAw

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

just a few biggrin:

[JBird]

that one by Einstein owns

[cameltoe]

"im not that nigga tryin to holla cuz i want some head
im that nigga tryin to holla cuz i want some bread"
50 cent

[Ferich]

Originally Posted by guarnere

""I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

I think they show they quote when you die in OFP.

[Bucknub]

"hello super nintendo chalmers"

-ralph

[guarnere]

Yep, I remember seeing that now...I forgot where I saw it and you just answered my question lol

[cameltoe]

"i choo choo choose you"
ralph
btw whats ofp

[Ferich]

Operation Flashpoint

[SoLiDUS]

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

[Akuma]

In the end, everthing you do is just everything you've done.
-Corey Taylor

[Whatada]

"I had gay burglars last night. The broke into my house and re-arranged all thew furniture." -Robin Williams

"New York is a great city. Except I was at the library yesterday. I asked the librarian for a card, but she said I had to prove I was a citizen of the city, so I stabbed her." -Emo Phillips

"If your parents don't have children, chances are you won't either." -Emo Phillips