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Default 03-11-2003, 06:05 AM

Actually, I think that last one of mine was a Groucho Marx quote.



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Default 03-11-2003, 07:07 AM

"When you kill one, it is a tragedy...when you will 10,000,000, it is a statistic" - Josef Stalin

Woman: "Sir, you are drunk"
Churchill: "and you are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"

Another Woman: "Sir, you are rude and uncouth. If you were my husband, I'd poison your Drink"
Churchill: "and if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

"God has a Hard-on for Marines...because we kill, everything we see"
"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister"
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??"
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 07:18 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":ff007]
but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??" [/quote:ff007]

hahaha, i just watched that movie the other day, it was great.

Hartman: "I'll gouge out your eyes and SKULL FUCK YOU!"
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 07:21 AM

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemmingway

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
--Mark Twain

63% of all statistics are made up right on the spot.
--unknown
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 09:43 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":2e847][quote="Captain Wilkins":2e847]
but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??" [/quote:2e847]

hahaha, i just watched that movie the other day, it was great.

Hartman: "I'll gouge out your eyes and SKULL FUCK YOU!"[/quote:2e847]

Hell, we should just start a Full Metal Jacket Quote Thread biggrin:
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 10:23 AM

that movie was the best...
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 10:26 AM

Love is nothing love is worth nothing love will be nothing love will become nothing love goes to pain love goes to hurt love goes to suffering and it all ends in a broken heart.
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 10:44 AM

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Love is nothing love is worth nothing love will be nothing love will become nothing love goes to pain love goes to hurt love goes to suffering and it all ends in a broken heart.
I'm guessing you just broke up with your girl. My Condolences. hake:
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 10:46 AM

U want a fucking prize for guessing right or would u like to be shot. mwah:
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 10:55 AM

Hey, Hey; Calm down there, Buddy. I was just offering my condolenses. Granted, i hadn't read any of your other posts about the breakup when i posted here, but you don't need to bite my head off... ed:
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 11:34 AM

He wants us to feel sorry for him. Truth is he was heavily pussy-whipped and really can't live without someone to push him around. Lol, he's only 15. It gets worse Lone.
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 11:35 AM

"Spearhead is awesome!"
im not sure who said it originally but it makes me laugh every time i see it.


  
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Default 03-11-2003, 11:35 AM

"religion without science is false, science without religion is boring" einstein

"fuck dat ass" fda kids

"know your body, know your drug, know your source" a drug user

"best friends for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" winnerkid13
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 02:45 PM

My Favorite quote is from The Big lebowski "This isn't Nam smokey its bowling there are rules" hee hee hee still gets me.
  
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Default 03-11-2003, 02:52 PM

"what the fuck is that?!!" -hiroshima citizen 1945 biggrin:
  
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