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Default 03-28-2003, 03:02 PM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":d4e7d]im not im just tring to get theose people some resect[/quote:d4e7d]

stop being suck a sour puss
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:03 PM
such*
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:03 PM
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How many american army can it take to hit iraqi?

none, they shoot british instead, gwahaha
HAW! There's a good joke!
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:08 PM
talk about double standerd. if i posted jokes on americans id get my ass flamed so bad. yet someone posts iraq jokes & everyone laughs hake:
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:10 PM
[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":0a705]talk about double standerd. if i posted jokes on americans id get my ass flamed so bad. yet someone posts iraq jokes & everyone laughs hake:[/quote:0a705]

Well, if I posted these jokes on an Iraqi forum, I would expect to get flamed too. Duhhhh...... oOo:
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:11 PM
And captain bunny's translation was funny.
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:14 PM
I got my own joke:

What's the difference between Baghdad and a waffle?

I dont know any waffles that were bombed by the US!

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Default 03-28-2003, 03:18 PM
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I got my own joke:

What's the difference between Baghdad and a waffle?

I dont know any waffles that were bombed by the US!

oOo:
That's Mega Dry-Balls. Work on your material. oOo:
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:18 PM
how many american make good sacrifice for allah?

none, only cows are good enough. gwahaha.


whats difference between american soldier and iraqi civilian?

None, american army kill both equally gwahaha


how much gas does it take to kill american?

dont know, but we'll find out soon gwahaha
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:24 PM
gwahaha.
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:29 PM
gwahaha.

That's funny. angel:
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 03:42 PM
Why do iraqi fight hard in basra?

to make coilition think we have something worth hiding.


What easiest way to kill american?

Let them join american army and kill each other.


why do saddam have many lookalikes?

so when mr speilburg makes movie of war he can portray bad iraqi as all look the same.


Why do british not advance fastly?

they keep say "pardon me if it not much inconvenience, can we drive our tank down you streets?"


Why do coilition let media lead army in shootings?

We not give them iraqi civilian as human shield.
  
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lol
  
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Default 03-28-2003, 04:01 PM
http://www.insults.net/html/swear/arabic.html
  
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