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Default 04-23-2003, 09:50 PM
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Buckweed wants this really skinny bitch who wears too much makeup.
and you'll be watching from the sidelines wondering why girls dont find you attractive happy:

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Default 04-23-2003, 10:11 PM
she thinks hes creepy anyway.
  
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Default 04-23-2003, 10:47 PM
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had one, but broke up. Now since im the smartass in school, I dont really care about having a girlfriend. She'll probably ask me to buy her stuff, which i dont wanna do. So, ill just tell them to fuck off. No one even wants me anyway, which is good
Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?
  
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Default 04-23-2003, 10:48 PM
[quote="Garry Coleman":6ad68]
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had one, but broke up. Now since im the smartass in school, I dont really care about having a girlfriend. She'll probably ask me to buy her stuff, which i dont wanna do. So, ill just tell them to fuck off. No one even wants me anyway, which is good
Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?[/quote:6ad68]

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Default 04-23-2003, 10:52 PM
I think his finger paintings sucked compared to thi other little boy she liked. So she dumped him.
  
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Default 04-23-2003, 11:59 PM
[quote="Garry Coleman":effcc]
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had one, but broke up. Now since im the smartass in school, I dont really care about having a girlfriend. She'll probably ask me to buy her stuff, which i dont wanna do. So, ill just tell them to fuck off. No one even wants me anyway, which is good
Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?[/quote:effcc]
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Default 04-24-2003, 12:03 AM
nice pic and a nice insult, did better than i could ever, altho i think that would work nicely with winters as well
  
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Default 04-24-2003, 02:26 AM
[quote:4cbe7]Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it? [/quote:4cbe7]

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Default 04-24-2003, 07:36 AM
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uhhhhh wait a minute i forgot......i do have a girlfriend.....yeahhhh.... she's right here...yeahhh

i will take some pic's

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/7e6syjs.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/6363636.jpg[/img]
You look like Joe.

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Default 04-24-2003, 07:40 AM
I don't think so, he looks like this guy I know from baseball games though. I think Joe needs to shave his head again, he looked 1337 with a buzzcut.
  
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uhhhhh wait a minute i forgot......i do have a girlfriend.....yeahhhh.... she's right here...yeahhh

i will take some pic's

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/7e6syjs.jpg[/img]
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You look like Joe.
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Haha.
  
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Default 04-24-2003, 09:50 PM
Elisha Cuthbert is hot...

[img]http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha042.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 04-24-2003, 09:58 PM
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Elisha Cuthbert is hot...

[img]http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha042.jpg[/img]
Indeed my friend.
  
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Default 04-24-2003, 10:11 PM
Isn't that the same chick that Jibber is licking?
  
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