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05-05-2003, 05:54 PM
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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05-05-2003, 06:46 PM
whoa, eighth level of hell
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General of the Army
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05-05-2003, 06:55 PM
level 5 ive been very naughty biggrin:
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05-05-2003, 07:14 PM
lvl 8
and i answered truthfully
must have been all the questions about
inflicting pain intentionally (on others, animals & myself)
wacking off regulary
looking at pr0n
lying
cheating
stealing
corrupting
molesting..... oops, thats not on there
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Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
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05-05-2003, 09:35 PM
not another one of these tests, something along the line like "what kind of peanut butter and jelly sandwich are you??!!!!!!!!" oOo:
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Chief of Staff General
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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05-05-2003, 09:37 PM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":54365][quote:54365]Server Too Busy
The server is getting slammed by so many people taking the Dante Inferno Test. To prevent the server from crashing, we've taken the test down temporarily. Please excuse this inconvenience.
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Dammit![/quote:54365]
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05-05-2003, 09:38 PM
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
ooooooooooo......
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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05-05-2003, 09:49 PM
Wow, I got the 8th level oOo:
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Chief of Staff General
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05-05-2003, 10:27 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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General of the Army
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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05-06-2003, 12:09 AM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":cd7e3][quote:cd7e3]Server Too Busy
The server is getting slammed by so many people taking the Dante Inferno Test. To prevent the server from crashing, we've taken the test down temporarily. Please excuse this inconvenience.
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Dammit![/quote:cd7e3]
j00 jinx everything j00 touch! angel:
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Brigadier General
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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05-06-2003, 12:52 AM
[quote:72647]Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.[/quote:72647]
level 5 oOo:
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Colonel
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05-06-2003, 04:58 AM
I want level 9....... cry:
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Looking for beans and love.
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05-06-2003, 08:53 PM
Even though I got to Purgatory, I did get a moderate rating on level 8, becuase I like food. :) I said I thought food was one of the finer things in life, and I said yes to I had rather go without sex thand fine food.:) And Im not fat!
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Canada
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05-06-2003, 09:00 PM
purgatory angel:
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05-07-2003, 12:40 AM
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
I should work for the Bush Administration.
or atleast Fox News.
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