[Ydiss]

Auditory : 95%
Visual : 98%
Left : 100%
Right : 0%

Ydiss, you are a God. You have an impossibly powerful brain that doesn't just balance between left and right, it inter-twines both aspects seemlessly, providing you with the ability to use more than the average 8% of your brain functions.

You can learn at an accelerated rate. This is mainly due to your ability to process auditory and visual information as a lucent reality - Very similar to the clarity of dream wave patterns. In essence, you are capable of feeling emotion, pleasure and pain just by thinking about it.

For normal brains this would exert such a strain on the structure that they would hemorrhage within minutes, resulting in either the death of the person or extreme brain damage.

But, your brain is able to provide an endless stream of pheromones, without the need for replacement dopamine (damaging to the brain tissue over long periods).

With your heightened sense of realisation you are also able to impress these emotions on others. You can pick up women with the greatest of ease. They will feel pleasure the instant you touch them. You are truly a man of men.

Your only weakness is your complete inability to lose at anything. This means everyone will hate you. Get used to it.