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[quote="Art Attack":17647]Many of you know this...
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But I need to make up my own about Canada using 3 historical events, 2 famous people, and 2 Canadian stereotypes...I'm fucking stuck[/quote:17647]

Historical Events:

- Canada is NOT weak. We advanced further than any other allied unit on D-Day (June 6, 1944).

- People everywhere can control diabetes thanks to a Canadian, Dr. Frederick Grant Banting

- The NBA would not exist if it weren't for a Canadian, James Naismith from Almonte


Famous people:

- I don't know Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrissette, Dan Ackroyd, Tom Green, or Mike Myers, but I know where they're from


Canadian Stereotypes

- I know Gerry from Newfoundland and he's not a drunk unemployed fisherman

- I've had back bacon before, but it's not a food group

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Are any of those useful?