[Chronic Diarrhea]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5c7fc]all mcdonalds commercials..."we love to see you smile" what fucking bullshit the only thing they love to see is your wallet mad:[/quote:5c7fc]

Hehe true. I've never thought about that before.

[Captain Bunny]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":36535] what fucking bullshit the only thing they love to see is your wallet mad:[/quote:36535]

lmfao! you bastard! my drink came out my nose when i read that! that couldnt have been worded better!

[w0lfw00d]

wow no one mentioned the dinastia commercials. "dinastia, yes we can", no you cant when im through with you!

[Old Reliable]

Originally Posted by Pyro

well anyways...on the other side

I like the Geico commerical where the squirrle come sin the middle of the road and the car swerves away then it goes like high fives another squarrel...owned!

thats fuckin gay also

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by KaBong

old navy has the gayiest ones ever made

Old Navy you destination for summer fun!NOw Khaki Pants are only 20.99 Woopdie fricking do!

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

also, added to the numerous amounts of Old Navy retro commercials, is a local commercial for a theme park for where i live. The commercial promotes a rollercoaster which is about a 500 foot drop. Well in the commercial, it shows a video of about 5 people of all ages (and weights) taking there hand and pulling their pants out of their a$$crack. And this is video is shot to the sound of drums playing in the backround. At the end it says go to this rollercoaster so you can expierence the feel of a gravity wedgie!

[BloodBorn]

How long are the Commercial breaks in the states? Like 2-3 minutes right?
And every 10 minutes in the movei/series or whatever there is a commercial right?

Well......here it is like this, 20 minutes into the feature there is a commercial break, it lasts about 5-8 minutes and then the feature starts again. 20 minutes later the same shit repeates itself.

There are a lot of commercials here i hate but i don't think any of you have seen them so it's not worth mentioneng them cool:

[Slaughter]

i like the jimmy commercial about gatorade.. but i htink commercials arent annoying.

[Jotun]

Mcdonalds, Sears, any car commercial, and those Truth commercials

[XanatosBMAGE]

The new Dell commercials with the "Interns". I wanna smack each of them in the face with a shovle.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":72480]

Originally Posted by KaBong

old navy has the gayiest ones ever made

Old Navy you destination for summer fun!NOw Khaki Pants are only 20.99 Woopdie fricking do![/quote:72480]
"Old Navy...your destination for sum-mer fun!
*Your Captain*
Old Navy...promises something for everyone
*Your DJ*
Its not hard to look hot with all that we got for you.
Shop our stores, we're expecting you...

OLD NAVY!"

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by XanatosBMAGE

The new Dell commercials with the "Interns". I wanna smack each of them in the face with a shovle.

Oh yeah, I want to kill that smartass bitch everytime I see that commercial.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

i know! See if any of you can remember this great commercial!

Hey McDonalds! M16:
I want a salad, With lots of stuff. M16:
Just plain lettuce is never e-nough. M16:
I want a salad; like i've never had befooorree... M16:
I want lots of chicken, and i want it warm. M16:
WWEEEE-EELLLLLL M16:
Gimme bacon, blue cheese, and other tasty bights, M16:
ALLL-RIIIIIIGHHHTTT M16:
I want more salad in my salad ALRIGHT! M16:

how about this one? This song was stuck in my head for months, thank God its off the air

"Two all beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce Cheese
Pickles Onions
on a
Sesame Seed
Bun *Doctor doing gang signs*"

[cashwarsplaya]

i dont know if its already been said, but the doctor scholls "gellin" commercials piss the fuck out of me. MOST retarded thing ever.