The Use of Computers in Movies

1. Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

2. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see Fortress).

3. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off.

4. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read.

5. The really advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer. (See The Hunt For Red October or Alien)

6. All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backwards.

7. People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data. (See the opening credits for The Hunt For Red October)

8. A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

9. Any PERMISSION DENIED error has an OVERRIDE function (see Demolition Man and countless others).

10. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems (especially the wireless ones they must be using when they're in the car) usually appear to transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second.

11. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms.

12. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has (Aliens). However, everyone must have been highly trained, because none of the buttons are labelled.

13. Most computers, no matter how small, are able to produce reality-defying three-dimensional, active animation, photo-realistic graphics, with little or no detailed input from the user.

14. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY Supercomputer.

15. The internet connects to everything in the movies. You can edit credit records, search hotel registries, lookup police criminal files, search (and edit) drivers license databases, edit social security files and more just using the internet! (see The Net)

16. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE :You can launch nuclear missles from any bedroom using an analog modem, but only if you know a single secret password (see War Games).

[Zoner]

heh heh...old list, but oh so true.

Good find, man.

sorry if it was done before. i just ran across it and thought it was funny. im always picking out flaws in movies. things like objects on a table. the scene switches back 3 seconds later at its gone. its great if you do it on a dvd or vhs movie. you can go back and see if you were right.i saw someplace that there a people who work in movies just for that situation. they may come back to that part the next day and these people have to take pics of everything so it can be recreated exactly. im thinkin they must get some of these workers from the temp place.lol..my favorite is TWISTER..there driving down the road in a tornado as a big tire and wheel hits the windshield on the passenger side. the window shatters as the wheel goes over the top of the truck. the picture changes to the cab view looking out the window. NOT A SCTRACH ON THE GLASS..LOL. big movie like that you would think no way a huge mistake like that gets by. but it did.

[da_neural]

also, breaking into a computer system can always be managed even if there wer more than 3 unsuccessful attempts (see swordfish)

17. apparently all the old computers using tape drives read the data by constantly rewinding the tapes (every movie with tape drives, like Apollo 13, always has the drives in rewind mode)

[Simo Häyhä]

operation takedown was a pretty good computer movie about kevin mitnick. it was decently realistic since it was based upon a real story.

18. you can control anything using a computer, case in point is when a hacker used a computer to try to control a Lear-jet in Walker: Texas Ranger hake:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":3ccd4]18. you can control anything using a computer, case in point is when a hacker used a computer to try to control a Lear-jet in Walker: Texas Ranger hake:[/quote:3ccd4]

LMAO

[Eight Ace]

[quote=BUTCH]

Originally Posted by "Sgt Stryker":8d213

18. you can control anything using a computer, case in point is when a hacker used a computer to try to control a Lear-jet in Walker: Texas Ranger hake:

LMAO[/quote:8d213]

...hey, go ahead and scoff, but if anyone could do that,
it'd be Walker:Texas Ranger...he = teh gr8est & i wood
st& bi teh realism & accuracy of th@ sho ani day of teh fucken week cool:

[Bazooka_Joe]

Haha, all so true! Very nice. biggrin: