[Milla]

The DI loved to say "what if i walked over there and ripped out your soul through your fucking rib cage"

"the forces of god are stopping me from walking over there and snapping your arm off"

"come on you fat lazy bastard, i bet if there was a hotdog stand at the finish line your fat ass would be dusting everybody."

And one funny ass thing was, we were crossing a street (my platoon) and we posted road guards, and there was a blue sticker on this cars windshield which = officer. So the road guard brings up a salute to the car. Well my senior drill instructor goes "paige what are you saluting?" and he goes "officers car sir!" and the SDI says "...theres nobody in it dumb ass, you dont salute an empty car" lol i was fucking lmao.