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Default Re: Military Wisdom..... - 10-13-2003, 03:08 PM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":ac7ab]"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instructions printed on a US Rocket Launcher

No shit ^

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

Rednecks need to be reminded of this ^

"Cluster bombing from B-52's is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

Unless they hit a tree and get caught in it, has happened before.^

If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

Depends on the weapon, they could be using artillery so u might be in their range but theyre not in yours.^



"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual

Well duh^


"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance

see above

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

Unless you got a death wish^


"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay

Makes perfect sense.....oOo:



"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo


What if he's running towards the bomb ? ^

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