Military Wisdom.....

Stinger_Dude · **Military Wisdom..... -** 10-13-2003, 04:16 AM

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instructions printed on a US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52's is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
-David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
-Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo

"First rape, then pillage, then burn. Remember to do it in that order "
-Unknown

Da_Bian · 10-13-2003, 09:33 AM

happy: those are great biggrin:

Bean 2 · 10-13-2003, 10:50 AM

hahahahah thats great.

Bazooka_Joe · 10-13-2003, 02:24 PM

One other is on the outside of a MRE (Meal, Ready to Eat) heater pack. In case you don't know what this is, you take your food which is in a plastic pouch, and put it inside this small bag that has a sheet of chemicals on it. You fill it with water to a certian point, then let it sit, and it boils the water to heat your food.

Anyways, you're sopposed to prop your food at a 30-45 degree angle to cook it, and on the picture is a rock. But instead of saying propping it on a rock, it says "Prop pouch on rock or something" We always just though this was dumb as hell, as "something" could technically be your battle buddies head.

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ninty · 10-13-2003, 02:37 PM

Do you guys use the heat packs a lot?

I was under the impression that their expensive. We only use them when we don't have a crock pot to boil water in.

How are your meals by the way? Do you guys get a lump of compressed bread with every meal? biggrin:

10-13-2003, 04:02 PM

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

Aha thats the best they must be having trouble from keeping all the idiots that are in battle from being uh idiots

geRV · **Re: Military Wisdom..... -** 10-13-2003, 04:08 PM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":ac7ab]"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instructions printed on a US Rocket Launcher

No shit ^

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

Rednecks need to be reminded of this ^

"Cluster bombing from B-52's is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

Unless they hit a tree and get caught in it, has happened before.^

If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

Depends on the weapon, they could be using artillery so u might be in their range but theyre not in yours.^

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual

Well duh^

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance

see above

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

Unless you got a death wish^

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay

Makes perfect sense.....oOo:

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo

What if he's running towards the bomb ? ^

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ninty · 10-13-2003, 04:29 PM

Also forgot to mention that on US calymores it says "Point towards enemy" on one side because in vietnam some set them up backwards and blew themselves up.

RaNgeR · 10-13-2003, 04:47 PM

Good Stuff Good stuff
beer:

Bazooka_Joe · 10-13-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9

Do you guys use the heat packs a lot?

I was under the impression that their expensive. We only use them when we don't have a crock pot to boil water in.

How are your meals by the way? Do you guys get a lump of compressed bread with every meal? biggrin:

The heating bags come with every meal. if we're indoors we don't use em though, since the stuff is toxic to breathe. The food can be eaten cold or hot, so it makes no difference to me. Personally I usually eat it cold. I still buy spaghetti-os in the store and eat them cold too. stupid:

The meals are ok. They're made to clog you up so you don't have to poop for like 3-4 days. After that, it's like passing a kidney stone. ed: No, every meal comes with regular or vegatable crackers.

Short Hand · 10-13-2003, 07:48 PM

Aim toward the enemy

heh good one happy:

Maplegyver · 10-13-2003, 09:02 PM

what if to the person using the rocket launcher or claymore enemy is the
c-o?

Wilko · 10-14-2003, 10:10 AM

[quote:8c13c]"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
-Anon [/quote:8c13c]
Classic! biggrin:

Miscguy · **Re: Military Wisdom..... -** 10-14-2003, 10:39 AM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":94b5e]"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay[/quote:94b5e]
Seems Mr. Gay left part of that one out.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

No inspection ready unit has ever survived combat.

Milla · 10-15-2003, 01:09 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":87495]One other is on the outside of a MRE (Meal, Ready to Eat) heater pack. In case you don't know what this is, you take your food which is in a plastic pouch, and put it inside this small bag that has a sheet of chemicals on it. You fill it with water to a certian point, then let it sit, and it boils the water to heat your food.

Anyways, you're sopposed to prop your food at a 30-45 degree angle to cook it, and on the picture is a rock. But instead of saying propping it on a rock, it says "Prop pouch on rock or something" We always just though this was dumb as hell, as "something" could technically be your battle buddies head.

[img]http://www.flecktarn.co.uk/graphics/specials/sprgp1nx500c.jpg[/img][/quote:87495]

Hey MRE's are good, i never propped mine on a 30-45 degree angle (maybe thats why it took so long to cook.