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Default 11-08-2003, 04:53 PM

I didnt cheat on her. Maybe she left me becasue....I dont know
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 04:56 PM

suck her dick
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 05:30 PM

well what your trying to do is going to be hard. start being her friend and if she has a new bf then comfort more than he comforts her and make urself look better than him. whatever u do, be nice and dont hit on her. just do what your heart tells u to do ..... (wow that last statement felt really gay) . well w/e and good luck.... ur gonna need it because this feat will be almost impossible.
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 05:33 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":43932]havesex with her bestfriend[/quote:43932]
i tryed that, not totaly succesfull but have this advice. Make sure the friend is a few inchs smaller then you and that she has a fat ass(coems in handy when having sex with your hands)
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 06:21 PM

Hayward the only sex youve had is watching peewee herman and sucking off the tv.. eek: oOo:



  
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Default 11-08-2003, 06:24 PM

Bombardieren Sie wenigst ich kann haben sexuelle Handlungen mit einen Frauen. Streich daß eine feinen Frauen
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 06:25 PM

someones using babble fish to its fullest extent wink:
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 06:29 PM

[quote="Coublacka_":97300]suck her dick[/quote:97300]
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 06:51 PM

ignore her, dont call her, if you see her pretend you dont. dont seem despert to get her at all. get a another chick to make her jelous, and act like you like the new chick more.
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 09:14 PM

Get her drunk, fuck her and hang there next morning, youre bound to get her back!
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Get her drunk, fuck her and hang there next morning, youre bound to get her back!
...you'd go a long way to find better advice than that.


might I just add, while she's laying back with a gaping post-coital "wide-on" and a cigarette, you
could continue the satisfying by preparing a nice hot snack, might I also add that it wouldn't hurt
to only be wearing one of her work-shirts that looks over-size and really cute on you.*

(*I sincerely hope these tips aren't complete crap.)
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 09:52 PM

take a dump in her toilet and dont flush, worked for me rock:


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Default 11-08-2003, 10:14 PM

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Once a relationship fucks, there's hardly a chance of fixing it. Sooner or
later, you will break up again and the same shit will happen over forever.
Let go...
dude as much as it hurts he is right, i know from going through it my self good luck!
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 10:32 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5c33f]take a dump in her toilet and dont flush, worked for me rock:[/quote:5c33f]
lol.....
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 10:42 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c4c5f]
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Get her drunk, fuck her and hang there next morning, youre bound to get her back!
...you'd go a long way to find better advice than that.


might I just add, while she's laying back with a gaping post-coital "wide-on" and a cigarette, you
could continue the satisfying by preparing a nice hot snack, might I also add that it wouldn't hurt
to only be wearing one of her work-shirts that looks over-size and really cute on you.*

(*I sincerely hope these tips aren't complete crap.)[/quote:c4c5f]

god damnit ace you are on fire lately rock: fuckin' lmao over here rock:
  
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