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**MADDOX - The best page in the Universe. -** 11-24-2003, 08:27 AM

http://maddox.xmission.com/

That has to be one of the most hilarious websites ever.

My fav article would have to be "I am better then your kids."

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

Zoner · 11-24-2003, 09:54 AM

Quze, you've made my day! That site is fucking GREAT!! HAW HAW HAW!

Who else would have the nutsack to write an article called "Christopher Reeve is an asshole"? HAAWWWW!!

Great find, mang.

wintersforge · 11-24-2003, 11:09 AM

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

Colonel · 11-24-2003, 11:38 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Nice review of the Daredevil movie: http://maddox.xmission.com/dare_devil.html

"It almost pains me to do this because the Daredevil character kicks ass, but this movie is a turd; not a pile of shit like you might be thinking, but more along the lines of a two-flush corn log." ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Cpt. Obvious · 11-24-2003, 11:48 AM

[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/segsuck2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/mkcr1.jpg[/img]

Tystnad · 11-24-2003, 11:57 AM

Hell ya!
Quote of the day:

Animals are made to be eaten!

Pvt Flagg · 11-24-2003, 01:30 PM

yeah this page rules ...the best is

Four things that could have improved The Matrix: Reloaded

. Replacing Keanu Reeves with a wooden plank with a mean face on it.

A blow job.
Nothing fancy, just a good old fashioned pole polishing

A time machine so you can go back in time and warn yourself not to see The Matrix: Reloaded.

Keanu Reeves' ass does not need to be seen, ever. Not only do they show you his pasty white ass, they do it in the most contemptible way possible: right after a titty scene. They try to trick you into popping a boner, then WHAM. Keanu's corn hole. There's an acceptable degree to how many times his ass can be shown in a movie, and that degree is either 0, or negative (negative means that Keanu Reeves' ass gets cut off, which would rule).

.........................

i love this guy..

[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/neo3.gif[/img]

Drew · 11-24-2003, 02:26 PM

Site has been around for years, but still a great laugh rock:

Tripper · 11-24-2003, 02:35 PM

His article on the black guy - white guy buddy flicks, is fucking hilarious.

[url:359e1]http://maddox.xmission.com/cop_movie.html[/url:359e1]

[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/copm1.gif[/img]

[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/copm2.gif[/img]

White Rabbit · 11-24-2003, 03:48 PM

you just found out about maddoxx? oOo:

Zoner · 11-24-2003, 03:49 PM

Yep! T'is a mystery to me too! Been on the 'net since 1994 and this is the first look I've had at this site. annoy:

White Rabbit · 11-24-2003, 03:51 PM

i wonder what program he uses for his wonderful art
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/immigrant.gif[/img]

Tystnad · 11-24-2003, 04:00 PM

Doesnt matter really..
Thats 1337 humor..

IceDemon · 11-24-2003, 04:02 PM

I think he mentioned that he uses MS Paint and sometimes Photoshop for the most part. Those drawings do rule. I have been reading this page for a while now, and whenever I need a laugh he is there.

Check out him yelling at his girlfriend [url=http://maddox.xmission.com/oil.html:7fb5b]here[/url:7fb5b]

[quote:7fb5b]I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon.[/quote:7fb5b]

Also, this picture is the greatest:

[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/violence2.jpg[/img]