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Senior Member
Posts: 242
Join Date: May 2003
Location: 667, Neighbor of the Beast
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12-13-2003, 10:27 PM
Sprinting on the freeway, carrying a meaty axe, cometh MinorThreat! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!!"
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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12-13-2003, 11:03 PM
"As sure as predators devour prey, I carve into flesh until my glands are satisfied!!!"
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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12-13-2003, 11:37 PM
Lo! Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is [muted]strvs, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"
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  Sorry Lads, but I think we have a Winner :D |
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Sorry Lads, but I think we have a Winner :D -
12-14-2003, 12:21 AM
Stalking across the freeway, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Captain Wilkins! And he gives a low grunt:
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
cool:
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Senior Member
Posts: 654
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: fredericksburg va
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12-14-2003, 12:28 AM
Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
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Senior Member
Posts: 991
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Queensland,Australia
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12-14-2003, 01:16 AM
Rampaging out of the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Oddball! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:
"I'm going to pound you so heinously, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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12-14-2003, 03:25 AM
Who is that, sprinting on the plains! It is Johnj, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to brutalize you with such wanton cruelty, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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Senior Member
Posts: 608
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Texas, USA
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12-14-2003, 02:54 PM
Stalking across the plains, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Pvt. Pinhead! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm going to contort you until the laws of physics are violated!"
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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12-14-2003, 03:07 PM
DasBlitz:"I'm going to brutalize you to the moon and back, and grin like a fucking maniac!"
[DAS REICH]Blitz: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,993
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: New York
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12-14-2003, 03:11 PM
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
hahahah nice
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,303
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Castaic
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12-14-2003, 03:38 PM
"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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12-14-2003, 03:48 PM
Lo! Who is that, skulking over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bukdez, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows ominously:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"
vengence and goo??? wtf...lol, bulldozer!
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Sergeant 1st Class
Posts: 1,693
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Touchdown City- Morgantown, West Virginia
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12-14-2003, 06:10 PM
"I'm going to contort you into the fourth dimension, and dip you in uranium!"
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