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Default 01-03-2004, 11:27 AM
You are about 10 years old in 5th grade.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 11:27 AM
i just walk over to the teachers desk and let the most gigantic SBD fart out, then i quietly sit down and pass the word "the teacher farted"

like anyones cares...
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 12:25 PM
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AA.com has turned into a support group for relationship woes and geriatrics.
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Default 01-03-2004, 12:31 PM
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AA.com has turned into a support group for relationship woes and geriatrics.
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Continents are big.. offtopic:
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 01:00 PM
You guys have no respect for your teachers, I remember I almost had to spent an hour after school in detention just for saying "Damn".
That's what happens when overzealous, religious, middle aged bitches who should have been nuns, decide to become teachers instead.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 01:02 PM
So you just did a [img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/poopwhite.gif[/img] In your class? Holy shit, man, I would be so fuckin embarrassed, HOLY SHIT!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sorry I had to add the holy shitpart at the end!) biggrin:
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 01:32 PM
I read this site about people craping thier pants, and I thought I would post this to spark a few laughs happy:

Hey, I'd shit in the can if the teacher let me! She was like "No, hold it!". Plus the class was "blocked" so I was in there for two hours...
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 01:36 PM
When I was in my greade 12 business class, my teacher threatened to send me to the office for saying "hell" what I fucking bitch.. oh yea.. one day she was wearng this dress that cut off at the shoulders.. so when she moved her arms, you cansee her hairy arm pits and de-oderent, it was fucking sick.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 01:50 PM
Taking a shit in school sucks, espically if it takes a while and the teacher asks where you were when you walk into the class about 20 minutes after you went to the bathroom.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 02:05 PM
never shit my pants.....
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 03:15 PM
it takes mad balls to admit that you shit in your pants in the 5th grade. ha ha hahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaa agaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahah aha ha ahaahahahahahhaah
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 03:17 PM
ROTFLMFAOTIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GG BLADE!
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 04:02 PM
I remember Mr.Ed shit his pants at work and threw his underware in garbage there.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 04:05 PM
Throwing your tighty whities in the garbage usually works... but my shit was liquid and went thru my damn underwear into my sweatpant shorts!!! They were grey and they had this HUGE fuckin shit stain on the back of it cry:
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 05:13 PM
dude what is with people and shit here?
  
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