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I don't think Jamie Kennedy has ever been on the show. You mean J-Roc? The white guy? Thats Jonathan Torrens. Remember Jonovision on CBC?

Memorable Quotes from
"Trailer Park Boys" (2001)


Mr. Lahey: Where ya stayin' Rick?
Ricky: At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.

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Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.

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Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.

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Julian: Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky: Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian: I'm serious Ricky!
Ricky: You can't tell me to do that! It's like telling the NWA to stop being black!

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Ricky: Knock knock.
Cory: What?
Ricky: Knock knock.
Cory: Who's there?
Ricky: Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope! Now, get the fuck out of here!

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Ricky: [about their illegal gas station] Regular goes into this can, premium into this one and diesel into that one.
Cory: How do we know which is which?
Ricky: By tasting, you moron! Regular tastes sour, premium tastes a little tangy and diesel actually tastes pretty good.

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Trevor: We're not stupid Julian.
Julian: Yes you are stupid, that's why I have to tell you this.

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Randy: ...I want my barbeque!
Ricky: You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?
Randy: What?
Ricky: Jack Shit!

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[After Ricky spots Julian with Tanya at the Chinese food restaurant]
Ricky: Why aren't you watching the dope plants, you asshole?
Julian: Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out.
Ricky: Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinammon-roll-fuckin-head.

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Bubbles: Have a nice day, and go fuck yourself!

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Bubbles: COCKSUCKERS!

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Bible Person: Do you know how to read a bible?
Bubbles: That all depends. Do you know how to go fuck yourself?

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Ricky: Don't you have some off's to fuck?