[Coleman]

Here's something I put together in about 20mins or so....it's lame on purpose for a reason.


[quote:46f8c]I am a rapper but I can not sing.
Some people question, “Where is your bling bling?”
But my rapping career never went far
Just like a bullet shot into Kevlar.
I have my idols like Snoop and Tupac
Who got shot on the forty-second block.
I come from China where we like to roll
Not just the eggs, but the pork-fried rice bowl.
Even though I’m not as tall as yao Ming,
I am still a Chinese basketball king.
I like to spend large with nothing in mind
And I shop as if I was almost blind.
I wear my doo rag I got from New York
As worn by the infamous Gangsta Cork.
I enjoy shoppin’ at New York Urban.
I roll up I my Chevy Suburban
With pimped out rims and a frosted glass tint.
I’m ghetto if you didn’t get the hint.
I work to have a life that is worthwhile
But in my spare time I like to free style.
Winning rap battles are my specialty.
I rule that floor with principality.
All the youngins want to rap just like me
‘Cause I own this rap game. One day you’ll see.
If you think you can take me, get a grip;
For now you have observed me rhyme. Oh dip!
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