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Default 01-26-2004, 05:48 AM
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and the catch is.......................... her vagina is lined with thousands of razor sharp teeth and a tiny troll who protects her hymen
INWARD FACING TEETH! INWARD FACING TEETH!

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Default 01-26-2004, 07:32 AM
Isn't prositution illegeal in UK?
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 07:59 AM
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and the catch is.......................... her vagina is lined with thousands of razor sharp teeth and a tiny troll who protects her hymen
INWARD FACING TEETH! INWARD FACING TEETH!

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Moray eel vaginas!! Run for it!!
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 09:53 AM
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ok, her dads a doctor, and her moms a nurse, so how the fuck does she have trubbles paying for school?
thats what im saying...wtf is the daughter of a fucking doctor doing be short of cash...doctors make 150,000 + a year and the good ones make way more than that...not to mention rn's make a pretty decent sallary (around 60k a year)...i know with the currency exchange the pounds worth more then the dollar...but still, daddy needs to stop being cheap so his daughter doesnt have to sell her virginity on the net....

which brings me to this...for 10 grand i would definitly be wanting some better quality pussy than this dykes...i get way better for free now...if i was gonna dish out 10 g's id be wanting to get some from like the olson twins at the same time.
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 10:01 AM
IT FAKE DAMN IT
  
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IT FAKE DAMN IT
really? i sure hope so....
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 12:24 PM
is it legal ?
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 02:09 PM
I thought it was going to be a fucking huge ass chick, but she is doable.

Hell for money...sweet.

Isn't thta illegal?
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 02:15 PM
Essentially she's whoring herself, so i guess it depends on the local prostitution laws. *shrugs*
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 02:41 PM
Well, look at it this way. Perhaps some of you guys here can pool your money together and have a lil' lottery so one lucky nerd can get laid. Good luck fuckers !!

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Default 01-26-2004, 03:00 PM
[quote:d9d30]Well, look at it this way. Perhaps some of you guys here can pool your money together and have a lil' lottery so one lucky nerd can get laid. Good luck fuckers !!

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lmao, that is some funny shit good one.
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 03:53 PM
It doesnt say it has to be one person.

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Default 01-26-2004, 06:46 PM
Retarded, some girl did the same thing on ebay like 2 years ago.
  
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Default 01-26-2004, 08:42 PM
[quote="Animal Mother":521c8]It doesnt say it has to be one person.

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the orgy things been done b4....i miss those wonderful habbo days...
  
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Default 01-27-2004, 12:10 PM
Id bang her.
  
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