I would reprimand that secretary in front of the entire White House staff and remind them that:
"That pen was given to you for safe keeping by the FUCKING PRESIDENT for Christs sake!!
...you're a dirty traitor, you commie punk, Get out NOW....go frolic with your al queda pals.
Plus your personal effects will not be forwarded on, but sold-off...see how YOU like it..huh..HUH!?"
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/