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Default 02-20-2004, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
That'd be embarssing buying that at a store...
It can be the ultimate equalizer...Honey I went last week and got you tampons...can you go get me some jerk off tissue?
Hmmm... I'm guessing you don't get a piece of ass from your wife, eh?

If someone is married or has a girlfriend, why would they even need masterbation tissue? oOo: It looks like NyckMSS doesn't get laid like he's supposed to... bahahaha biggrin:

"Honey, since I haven't penetrated your g-spot in 3 weeks, I was hoping you can run down to the store and get me a box of jack-off tissue so I can beat my meat..."
  
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