Who the hell wants to hear about how everyone lasted like 2 minutes, or was drunk, or with their pet anway oOo:
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What am I the only one that smeared peanut butter on their nutsack and had the family dog lick it off...Huh?? Huh?? Cmon????...
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I was just playin, I didnt do that rolleyes:..For real I didnt! rolleyes:
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked!
[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":58073]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:
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I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/