[Rannoch]

I was in Disneyland once, (I was like.. 8.) and turned real fast in one of the shops. The little metal rod thing that they hang merchandise off went into my eye socket right past my eye. I was allright, but it was freaky.

I tried to kickstart my dirtbike once wearing sandals. I wasnt even sitting on the bike. The kickstarter shot back up and slammed into my shin. Broke the skin and hurt like fucking hell.

When I was like 10, I was over at a friends house. We were playing "guns" and were on the roof. We were gonna jump from his roof onto his trampoline, cuz he did it all the time. I threw my gun down, a bigass metal and plastic piece of crap, onto the tramp. Well, I jump down, my knees collapse, and the fucking gun launches up and smashes the bridge of my nose. I'm so lucky it didnt break, but it left a huge mark.

Again, when I was about ten, I was on my neighbors fence. It was an old fence, all falling apart. It was about 6 feet high. Well, I slipped forward, the top of the fence board sent five inch slivers into my shin, and I fell flat on my face. God that hurt, and I still have a scar in my shin.